The Illuminati
the illuminati is a secret organization, founded in the 13th century. its members are consisted of Hoes. for the last 420 years, the illuminati's goal has been to eliminate hoes who ain't loyal. so far, the illuminati has been somewhat successful on their objective, however these hoes are too strong strong!
Leader of the illluminati
Johnny McPlaya
the man in this picture is the leader of the illuminati. he is wanted over several countries with a bounty of 7 billion dollars on his head. Johnny McPlaya became leader after the assasination of the former leader, Kim john un. johnny has been getting all the hoes ever since he came to power. he grew up in Southern California, in the city of Watts. he was raised by his mother, Lady McPlaya, along with his brother Junior McPlaya. he spent 3 years of his life mastering Flappy Bird, until he was evicted from his appartment. johnny went on being a cholo in the streets, and began to do stuff and get money by smuggling Ghetto Blastas across town. eventually he became leader.
In 1933, The illuminati moved its base from Beijing China, all the way to Ohio. the specific location is unknown. it is rumored that the base is hidden under a Pollo Loco Restaurant. Their base is heavily secured by dozens of Bitches, each carrying a 420 caliber Ghetto Blastas.
Johnny McPlaya has a personal assistant, Pablo McTaco.
the man in this picture is the leader of the illuminati. he is wanted over several countries with a bounty of 7 billion dollars on his head. Johnny McPlaya became leader after the assasination of the former leader, Kim john un. johnny has been getting all the hoes ever since he came to power. he grew up in Southern California, in the city of Watts. he was raised by his mother, Lady McPlaya, along with his brother Junior McPlaya. he spent 3 years of his life mastering Flappy Bird, until he was evicted from his appartment. johnny went on being a cholo in the streets, and began to do stuff and get money by smuggling Ghetto Blastas across town. eventually he became leader.
In 1933, The illuminati moved its base from Beijing China, all the way to Ohio. the specific location is unknown. it is rumored that the base is hidden under a Pollo Loco Restaurant. Their base is heavily secured by dozens of Bitches, each carrying a 420 caliber Ghetto Blastas.
Johnny McPlaya has a personal assistant, Pablo McTaco.
2nd leader of the illuminati
Pablo McTaco was born in 1988, in a town called непротивоконститу.he grew up with 17 brothers and 11 sisters. as a boy, Pablo enjoyed attending London Richard Concerts. in 1991, the CIA set an elite froup of ninja turtles to go kill him. whe these turtles arrived to his secret base, Pablo barley manged to escape. this picture was taken of Pablo, only seconds before his escape.
The CIA believes that Pablo is hiding somewhere in Los angeles. there is a bounty of 1 billion dollars on his head. if you have any information related to this man, please call 1-800-800-360.
Bush did 911
On september 11, 2001, a group of al-qaeda members flew a plane int the world trade centers. Or did they? could this all be a trick? Who could be behind all this? that is right, its Bush. George Bush is to blame for the millions that died that day in New Jersey. Not Osama.
Jet Fuel cant melt steel beams?
The question has been asked for over a decade. Can jet fuel melt steel beam? Lets find out with some simple math.
NO! Jet fuel cant melt steel beams! this can only mean one thing, Bush planned it all! Bush secretly planted C4 charges throughout the towers, and detonated them at 8:04 AM. It was obviously George's plan to destroy the towers.